Saturday, May 24, 2014

Wine This... (From March 8th)

Dear Wine Drinkers, stop telling me I haven't found the right type of wine yet. I don't like it. It's that simple. I don't give a shit what blend of grapes, where it was grown, who's name is on the bottle, etc. I've tried it, didn't enjoy it, and moved on. Who are you to tell me that somehow I'm defective for not liking wine? What a bunch of snobs. You should be happy, it's more wine for you & your up tight friends to stick your noses in, swirl it, then drink it like it's Elizabeth Hurley's bath water. I'm doing very well enjoying my Bud Light, thanks for your fake concern.

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