Saturday, May 24, 2014

Bad Parent! (From May 18th)

If you are the parent of a child or children under the age of 5 & you choose to take them to the: Movies, Opera, A Concert, Sporting Event, Fancy Restaurant, Musical Production, Antique Store, Hospital, Funeral, Wedding, or anywhere other than Wal-Mart, Chuck-E-Cheese, Toys-R-Us, or McDonalds, and they act a fool, throw a fit, scream, cry, won't sit down, shut up, ru...n buck wild, or essentially won't sit like a garden statue, well then....THAT'S ON YOU! What did you expect? To be fair, everybody gets one, but, because I know, YOUR kids are special, different, perfect, etc. & GOD bless you if they are (write a book, make millions), but you are setting everyone up for failure. They don't get it, you don't get it, and the masses don't get you for even trying. However, getting mad at the child, striking the child, yelling at the child doesn't solve anything & makes you look like an ASS. So do yourself & the world a favor, either stay at home or leave the kid at home, one of the few times where everybody is a legitimate winner!

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