Semi Pro (From May 18th)

Attention Guys that play Recreational Sports: Nobody Cares. That Simple. Standing next to my father today at Anna's piano recital, listening to him give a play by play of a golf scramble he played in on Monday, and I was ready to commit felony assault. My god, it's a scramble, not the final round of the US Open. Now if you had an incredible shot/hole in 1 or flipped the golf cart over in the bunker, that's different, but there is nothing more painful than to listen to two grown men talk at length about a recreational sporting event that has ZERO impact on humanity. What it says to me is that you are talking to somebody you either don't know very well, don't really like, or you hate your life to the point where you are praying that an asteroid tears through the roof eliminating all life on Earth...