March Morons (From March 20th)

The worst part of March Madness? FB Status Updates...Of course your bracket was perfect until Ball-U's point guard fell down the stairs, Companies like giving away a Billion Dollars every year, because it's so easy to pick a bracket correctly. It's Obvious to us, reading your post, you had State Tech winning, but then you changed it because you got a hot tip, but now wish you hadn't, & if it wasn't for that, you would have won some unheard of amount of money at work that would have paid off your Two Jet Skis that you keep at that Lake none of us have heard of... Usually the person who wins the office pool is a small child that made their picks based on the mascots or an old woman that picked the winner based on the color of their uniforms in relation to the average low temperature of the town they are from. Rarely is it won by Fantasy Boy, who lives in his mothers basement, with 3 TV's, 2 computers, & owns Stock in Doritos.