Little Pee-Pee Syndrome (From Feb. 20th)

If your truck is so big that you can not back out of a parking spot in less than 9 moves, this says two things about you. 1. You don't need a truck that big or you would know how to maneuver it. 2. How small is "it" that you need a truck that big to prove you are a man? (I'm guessing teeny-weeny)